Even if I somehow wind up beaten, I'll never die.

Bet you didn't know that, did you?

Porky Minch

Name: Porky Minch
"Real" Name: Atticus Reynolds
Room Number: M13
Age: 76
Hair Color: White
Eye Color: Blue
Height: 5'6"
Other Characteristics: Very, very old.

Main Language: English
Second Language(s): N/A

Current Physical Status: A-OK
Current Power Limitations: N'A
Current Belongings: Standard Landel's Starting kit, one hammer, one wrench, lighter, 14 balloons 4 of which are filled with chalk dust, one roll of twine, one bucket decorated with construction paper, one can of aerosol paint thinner, one pillowcase, and one waffle-sized piece of chocolate.

Series: Earthbound/MOTHER 3
"Real Life" Background: N/A